•  Sleep! Long, un-alarmed, pure, refreshing sleep. More than 5 hours of it in a row. Sleeping at night time. Ahh bliss. (Going to bed at night and sleeping the entire next day. Laying in bed awake for 6 hours before finally drifiting off. Reading terrible terrible books in an attempt to induce a coma.)

• Spending time with people. Hanging out, having coffees, catching up. (just because I don’t have to work doesn’t mean every other person I know doesn’t have too)

• Going shopping. Browsing the shops for hours before making some carefully selected purchases and wandering home. (No working = no money)

• Cleaning my house into the shining pearl it deserves to be. Sorting all my clothes, polishing my shoes, organising all my books and cds in alphabetical order, mopping the floors, cleaning the mirrors in the bathroom and the table on the balcony. (I was lazy before and having time off does not appear to have changed that one iota. Can’t clean, I’m too busy sleeping the day away)

• Not having to put up with crap from idiots. (Nothing to whinge about and no-one to sneer at)

• Not having to wear a hideous, horrible uniform. (Pajamas. All the time. Make-up? ha!)

• Working at my other job without being so tired I want to die. (all my shifts were cancelled for this fortnight)

First off, I don’t have tattoo regret. I do, however, have a little voice in my head that is trying to convince me that I do. Which I don’t.

“you have that forever”

“shutup Tattoo Regret Voice”

“the top one has a gap where it’s not filled in properly”

“SHUT UP Tattoo Regret Voice”

“Only bugs like your tattoos. Notice how the tattoo arm is covered in bug bites and the other one is fine”

“well thats just because i sleep with that arm out. Plus I have tattoos on both arms so what are you even on about Tattoo Regret Voice?”

“How do you know how you sleep. You’re asleep.”

“I know how I sleep. You’re not even real, you’re a voice in my head. How do you even know anything”

“I know everything you know, including that you have tattoo regret”

“I DO NOT have tattoo regret, Tattoo Regret Voice. Lemme alone!”

“neeevvvveeerrrrrrr”

and so on and so on. Hopefully the voice will disappear as soon as the scabs do.

*** is bored

*** is hungover

*** is drunk

anything ending in “…!” or “…?”

exclamation marks in general

*** wishes it were Friday

*** is so over it/work/you/him/her/this/christmas

*** has some tedious and uninteresting problem

*** is supporting a cause! (and you should too)

Dance class

gymnastics training

Swan Lake

with legwarmers in the eighties.

Obamaramarama

Bali Bombers face Bali Shooters

A snake in Cairns ate a Sulphur-Crested Cockatoo

…and a spider ate a bird

WordPress refused to Remember Me

I finish my dirty hideous job at the hotel

youse (instead of use)

stratergy

frige

reguarly

Souvlaki from Europa

Souvlaki from The Mykonos

Souvlaki from The Parthenon 

Souvlaki from Steves Kebab House

Westlife sex

and it led to this page.

I’ve done it wrong.

Monster Pole for All Me

You Know You Want To Look Better

Sorry For Bothering You On A Sunday

You Have The Power To Enlarge

Meet Me Tonight - Im Married and Lonely Sexually Explicit

Good

Viagra Makes Me First Class And I Can Rely On It

Choose The Size Of Your Pecker

America Believes in You and Your Red Stick

Need Assistance in Squeezing Her Tiny Hole?

Pills for Boys to Make Girls Happy

A done fool for to ask for more

Hoping he’s a better liar than she is

Paranoid.